Everyone knows the honey monster wins everytime.
Still, spotting said ‘spelt popples’ in a local tofu emporium, I thought: “What the hell, can’t be all that bad?”
I should add I have fond childhood memories of sugar puffs, and was only allowed to eat them when I went to visit my grandparents up north (usually while watching kids TV classic Wackaday (another forbidden pleasure.)
The honey monster has nothing to fear from his vegan competitors.
Spelt popples are utterly bland, without a doubt more like styrofoam than anything else I’ve ever tasted.
Honey Monster Foods 1 – Amisa ‘Special Diet Nutrition’ – 0
On the other hand, the less said about Honey’s rap duet with Samanda (‘Honey Love’) the better.